| Friday, June 29, 2007 |
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i found my lightbulb joke!! after like what? 2 years? oh my. i remember... angus was the one who first told it to me. back in sec 4. mich and xi wen, were you there? haha. anyway, i found it in the latest forwarded email nigey sent. thanks nigey! =D Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it. Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole school. To compete with RJC. Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support. Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They can study without light. Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs. Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them. Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?) Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* ) Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry. Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Would they even bother? Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They believe in praying for it. Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They are still using oil lamps. Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Huh, what litebarb? Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire. Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted. Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark. Q: Who wrote all this? A: A TJCian. Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They think they are already very bright. ohh. stereotyping. ahh well. fun. HAHA. |
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