| Thursday, May 08, 2008 |
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Contradictions of being Singaporean Funny truths about life in small Singapore.... 1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on 2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep 3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese 4. Singaporean Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate. 5. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans 6. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans - they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet 7. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats 8. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying) 9. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke 10. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain 11. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, second section is for Carrying Ghost 12. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More got this off an email. cool shit. ahahaha. xD |
| 'please don't stop the music 1:01 am |
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Past the point of no return - no backward glances: the games we've played till now are at an end. Past all thought of "if" or "when" - no use resisting: abandon thought, and let the dream descend . . . |
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| I am an eighteen-year-old student currently attending Republic Polytechnic. I enjoy reading, writing, chilling, intelligence, and sarcasm. My goals in life include being a professional slacker, wasting as much of my time, life and intelligence away, sleeping a minimum of 12 hours everyday, being a successful bum, and maybe, possibly, someone you could bring home to meet mom with. |
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